Sick of complaining now!

Since the past one week I m trying to renew my net account, but somehow its not happening. When u book a renewal pack , how happily these call centre ppl tell u,"Mam, ur pack will reach u in 48 hrs." Forget 48 hrs, it reached me after 144 hrs... Now thats a bit too much! Wait wait the misery does not end here. When u try to renew ur account, the pin no is faulty...Phbbt! Seriously I have lost the patience now. Trying my level best. I dunno when i will b able to login now. Tired of complaining again again!!! Grrrrrrrrr!

Such a party booper... sharvari!

Saturday is saree day and rose day in college and party booper sharvari is not going... Why??? I dunno! Mebbe I have lost interest or mebbe I m just palying one lazybump... yeah yeah wear pointed heels, saree and travel like that in the suburban local train and then come back home in that dreaded TMT bus... At the end of the day if your legs dont hurt then tell me... Phbbt!

Two fat ladies...88

I simply cant get past this figure no matter what I do. SSC it was 88%, HSC 87% and now my ZDfB(5th level german exam at mas muellers) report card says 88%. I missed the magical 90 by 4 marks. Hmmm... not fair!!! Mebbe I m not good enuf... Mebbe I need to work harder... but how much??? Thats my question

Belling the cat on the birthday eve of a mouse...

Confused??? Wondering whose birhtday it is? Tommorrow i.e. 18th November is Mickey Mouse's Birthday. Happy birthday Mickey Mouse!
Still wondering where does the cat come from? Ahh!
Well tomorrow lakhs of mice (MBA asirants) will take on the mighty CAT. I call them mice coz this baap of all entrance exams has given, is giving and will give a lot of MBA inspirants nightmares. Only a few thousands will be able the bell the cat.What a way to celebrate the most darling mouse's birthday! phew!!!

First gear is always difficult...

It has been 15 days since I am learning how to drive, but how much ever I try I cant possibly get it right. The most difficult part is getting started with the first gear. Initially I did not know at what point to hold the clutch and at what time to release it. I used to curse the makers for putting that clutch there. A car only with the brakes and accelerator would be just fine. But alas!!! Things don't function as we want them to. They often change our mode of functioning. And as it is said, 'No matter what you do taking the first step towards anything is going to be difficult.' This might explain why the first gear is not so easy as it seems. The key lies in never giving up or getting deterred inspite of the repeated setbacks. Just keep going and counter all the hindrances with the same zest and enthusiasm as you had for the first obstacle and one day you will sail smoothly.

Ok!!!Enough of pravachan!
I hope I sail smoothly...(i mean) ride safely. Actually I should! There is no charm or thrill in doing things if they are easy.

Where dogs piss, people find the same place to kiss???

eeeeeeeeeeks!!!
I had been to this place called upwan lake wid 2 of my friends for a walk and we could see only 3 things.
First... the lake which was heavily polluted wid all sorts of kachra.
Second...dogs pissing under the tree.
And third... Love birds sitting under the trees(the same ones which i assume had been visited by dogs earlier) and getting cozy wid each other.

heeeheeeheeeheee! thats when we came up wid the one liner... Where dogs piss, ppl find the same place to kiss!

Gali, Gali, Deepawali aai re...

Here comes the most awaited festival of the year...Diwali. Diwali along with it brings loads of happiness and prosperity. People forget their egos and exchange sweets and delicacies. Doorsteps are decorated with rangoli and you can see the auspicious diya everywhere(as Diwali rightly means a row of lights). But one thing I don't really like about the festival is crackers. They pollute the atmosphere and are very harmful. How many of us actually know that the cracker industry employs small children. These children then develop skin ailments and even tuberculosis in worst cases. Yet we the privileged ones anxiously wait everywhere to burst these crackers. Anyways some people might think that I am being pathetically senti. But thats Indian mentality, isn't it? Having fun at the cost of others!

Anyways... Wishing my near and dear ones a happy and prosperous diwali!

My nose hurts, but does not bleed...

Ouchhh! Get your nose pierced and u would know! It is quite painful when that nose ring is inserted through your skin into your nose. People watchimg me thought i would cry in pain, but hey... Sharvari is a strong girl. she does not cry so easily. Tears did roll down my cheeks when it was beong done. But thats all! No screaming... No crying... Hehehehe!
It is painful and it still hurts. I Have almost turned nauseatic towards the smell of coconut oil after applying it around my nose for days.
Anyways! It is worth the trouble! Thats all I can say...